Showing posts with label Link. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Link. Show all posts
Friday, March 2, 2012

McCraftiness

Whether this is actually a real word or not is irrelevant.
The awesome part is that I was actually crafty last night.
I made some wicked awesome things:
This is my Navi in a bottle. She's Link's fairy guide friend from Ocarina of Time.
(If you've never played this game, shame on you.)
The point is, it's awesome, if you know anything abut the Legend of Zelda and the epicness therein, you understand just how great this truly is. 
I was quite proud of myself honestly.
And then, I did another super awesomely wicked cool thing:
I made a Hyrulian Shield ring.
This is Link's shield. And it's an epic win.
You should all be jealous now. 

I also made a Pokéball, but unfortunately it cracked in production. However, I plan on making another one soon. I've also decided I'm going to make little Super Mario Bros. Bigs Shrooms and bottle them. I'm also doing Triforce earrings ^_^ I'll probably do more things too, but this is just the beginnings for now. After all, I'm moving on Saturday and I need to start packing stuff up.

Adieu.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Odd.

I've come to the conclusion that I'm super odd when it comes to judging males attractiveness.
No really. 
In looking at who I find attractive in Hollywood and who I think is hideous, it's generally safe to say that I am against the norm. Let's start with every girls werewolf love fantasy:



Seriously girls? What's wrong with your taste? Not to be rude, but have you seen the size of his nose? I mean really. I know I don't have the smallest nose in the world, but pu-lease. It's nothing like that monstrosity up there. He's attractive, how? Please, enlighten me. Maybe I'm just weird because I don't find a whole ton of muscle attractive...

Then there's the piratey elven "goodness." Legolas, Will Turner, Orlando Bloom... Really? 


First off, what is with that hair? 
Puke.
And again with the nose. Awkward and pointy. Though, not as wide as wolf-boy.

Then there's good old Tom Cruise. Notice the emphasis.
And let's be honest. He's no George Clooney.
The years have not been good to him.

Ok no, but really. This:

Not attractive. Again with the nose! Pointy and bumpy and lumpy.
Not to mention he's kind of a dirt bag.
But don't get me started on that...

And then there is the wonderful Brad Pitt.
Wonderful? How about gagful.
There is nothing to appreciate here:



Your options are Bradin Pitt (the closest name possible for a girl, because just look at him), Brad Pedo-Pitt or  Smoker Pitt.
All of which sound lovely, don't they?
What a winner.
What a looker!
This list could basically go on forever...
Zac Effron, Justin Beiber, Ryan Gosling...
But I won't bore you.
My thoughts on attractive famous men?



There is no one better.
And yes, he is a video game character.
And I'm proud of it ^_^
Blue eyes, awesome build, awesome character. Pure win.
Yay for being a nerd. Woo!
And for, frankly, having the hottest guy in the world as a husband anyway ^_^
Despite the lack of blue eyes and blonde hair. I still got a win.
Hands down.